Behold ! The Macalope has journey from afar ( well , Twitter ) to take youthe dumbest depth psychology you will read about the iPhone 4S !
Until tomorrow , when someone else will astound us by write something dense .
iPhone 4S Fortunes link up to Steve Jobs ’ Untimely Death?(Tip group O ’ the antlers tomarkbyrnagain who , if he keep this up , the Macalope is lead to have acquire in social club to lock up his biggest provider . )
Looks like theInternational Business Timessubtitle author did n’t get the message of Jijo Jacob ’s man , though . But , to be middling , maybe he or she could n’t deport study it .
Loyal Apple Customers get iPhone 4S gross revenue Despite Steve Jobs ’ Death
Your subtitle says “ despite ” but your unintelligent piece order “ because of . ”
iPhone 4S sales did not take a cue from Apple shares in the backwash of Steve Jobs ’ death . Apple Inc. has been expected to make out disadvantageously when Jobs finally go away …
By morons who do n’t have the mental faculty to be grading primary - school math prep , let alone Apple .
Are loyal buff shoring up Job ’s Apple pipe dream and proclaiming the cult - same trust in the iProducts at a time of grief ?
No ! Because that ’s idiotic !
When an Apple product sell well there ’s always some reason for it other than “ it ’s just darn good . ” It ’s either “ Apple has mesmerize our young into buying its products by use of foul spells of selling ! ” or “ LOL stoopid Apple fanbois buy anything Steve Jobs tells them to LOL . ”
According to telecommunication Analyst Foad Fadaghi , the requirement is take primarily by fast Apple customers , and not by any massive exodus from Android earphone owners . “ While the 4S might not win over non - Apple drug user that are look for unequaled features or design , demand from existing users is enough to make it a top sell smartphone in 2011 , ” he told smarthouse.com.au .
With customer satisfaction numbers like Apple ’s , “ loyal Apple customers ” is basically synonymous with “ anyone who ’s owned an Apple product . ” But it ’s dismissive - riffic !
Months of reflection over the reaching of a drastically redesigned iPhone had give febricity pitch shot by then and the annunciation of iPhone 4S underwhelmed the technical school humanity and doused the fires of arithmetic mean .
AsHorace Dediusaid on the5by5 Let ’s speak iPhone special :
If they ’re let down it means that Apple is not distribute with the high close of the market , and that means they ’re shell out with the midsection and the low last — which is actually where the sweet spot is — and that they should be paying care . It ’s almost as if , if multitude are disappoint in the keynote , it ’s a perfect counter - indicant of winner . I used to kind of joke and say every prison term when I see a blogger complain about Apple , a cash registry somewhere in an Apple Store rings .
Fadaghi does n’t see it that means . To him , it ’s all about fanboys . Non - Apple exploiter are expect for unique features or excogitation . “ Loyal Apple customers ” are just going to buy whatever Apple press out , no matter what form of sodding disappointment it is .
But now , high-priced readers , it ’s time to meet the young on-line biz that ’s sweeping the nation : “ Parse This ! ” In “ Parse This ! ” we take difficult to parse paragraphs and wonder what the heck is going on , and what go wrong in our lives that we ’re stuck reading this crap !
The way Apple shares responded to the Tuesday promulgation of iPhone 4S was symbolic . The stocks lose 5 per cent though it recouped some losses afterward on . It eventually ended humble .
Wha - huh ? Lower than what ? If one understand that immobile one might think that Jacob was saying Apple ’s stock ended down more than 5 percent . In fact , the stock end that day downa measley half a percent . Yes , investor werethatworried . Or read that much profits . Or that touch about the economy . Or that much mistaken in thinking they were actually selling shares of Applebee ’s .
If they were concerned , they do n’t seem to be anymore . As of yesterday afternoon , Apple ’s stock was up from that mop up figure by 4.3 percentage . But that ’s probably just Apple ’s core base of fans propping the stock up or something .
Investors were spooked by Apple ’s inability to treat a killer poke to Android …
Investors this dumb should not be allow to trade in stock . Actually , they should in all probability have 24 - hour forethought , because they ’re in danger of hurting themselves with sharp objects .
… the seeming unfitness of Apple to put through a thoroughly redesigned iPhone in time and the prospect of Steve Jobs never devolve to the helm of affairs at the talismanic tech company .
If some investors were spook by this , other smarter investors saw an opportunity to purchase .
Steve Jobs ’ death made for all Apple headline in media , but iPhone 4S was softly making inroad into the core of the Apple devotee stand .
Yes , let ’s not lose sight of the main point here : only Apple ’s core base of moonstruck fans is bribe the iPhone 4S.Got it . A million of them .
The Macalope ’s confused , though . Are all the society that Sprint gets from “ the core of Apple ’s fan cornerstone ” ? How does that influence ? Presumably these are core Apple fans tack from AT&T ? But , then , how does one explain the fact that Apple sells more iPhones every twenty-four hours ? presumptively , this is due to Apple lover mating with each other and makingmorecore Apple fans . ( HOT . )
Wow , business depth psychology is hard ! Thank God we have publications like theInternational Business Timesto avail us out .
( Disclosure : the Macalope book an insignificant figure of Apple shares . )
