Yes , the Macalope is still lecture about the iPhone miniskirt .
No , youstop hitting yourself .
Like a man continually test to execute the 100 - beat hurdles with his bridge player handcuffed to his articulatio talocruralis , the horny one is going to go at it again and reason Apple went about making a small iPhone wrong .
Everyone needs a hobby .
Recent iPhone sales estimates would seem to put the kibosh on any thoughts that some masses actually wanted smaller iPhones . That is until you fold up these numbers , turn out them into a Plectrophenax nivalis , and then hold them up to the light to divine the true import of Christmas .
Or something like that .
The upshot ofCIRP ’s latest iPhone model portion estimatesis that the share that was adopt by the iPhone 12 miniskirt and iPhone 13 mini seem to have gone to large phones . Of course , that ’s not likely how that hap . It was n’t like little phone lovers suddenly decide they were wrong and bought the boastful telephone set they could get their tiny hands on . The Macalope had both minis and drop dead with the smallest new iPhone he could get this year : the iPhone 16 . ( There ’s just so long you could bind out . ) It ’s only that more citizenry who had buy the little iPhones buy big one .
One matter is certainly true : if you do n’t make a small iPhone , no one is go to buy one . But likeeveryone Pee Wee Herman knew , the Macalope has a full-grown “ but ” . And that is what we will never acknowledge is how well an iPhone miniskirt with a top - of - the - telephone line processor and tv camera would have sold . The Macalope did n’t buy the iPhone miniskirt ( twice ) because it was cheaper . He bought it because it was smaller . Apple never made the mini he actually wanted .
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Still , as far as boats that have set sail go , this one is long go . Out of the harbor , across the ocean , and over the edge of the human race kind of sailed . Argonauts just tumble off of it as it falls everlastingly . At this point , it is beyond futile to argue in favour of a little iPhone .
I mean , that ’s not going to stop the Macalope , of course . He ’s probably snuff it to keep talking about the iPhone mini until the heat last of the universe .
The point is , it ’s likely some people are turning to larger phones for grounds other than the screen size , such as longer battery sprightliness and a larger start capacity . Most surely do want the bigger screens , but plausibly not everyone .
Well , look , if we ca n’t have small , how about thin?:iPhone 17 Air innovation revealed : 5 - 6 millimeter aluminum casing , exclusive tv camera , more .
We may find out what citizenry really want when Apple embark the iPhone Air next year . The screen size will be in between the iPhone Pro and iPhone Pro Max at 6.6 column inch , but Apple will ostensibly grease the skids for the new twist by not shipping an iPhone 17 Plus .
Oh . Must be squeamish to be Apple ’s favorite . The Macalope wonders how well the iPhone minis would have sold if Apple had n’t shipped the foundation iPhone 12 and 13.Guess we ’ll never know .
While the screen size of it will conform to nicely for iPhone Plus fans at just 0.1 inch small , one thing might not . Unsurprisingly , the gadget will also have a “ little electric battery ” than current iPhones , but it remains to be go steady how bombardment animation at long last compares . If the battery life is equivalent to that of an imaginary iPhone 17 mini , will customers still go for the thinnovation ? Guess we ’ll see .
The Macalope ’s not at all settle down for the iPhone 17 Air to fail . If anything he likes seeing Apple trying Modern sort factors . Speaking of which , here ’s a new form agent for you Apple : the iPhone Pro miniskirt .
Just a thought .
