scandalous technology tidings this week as … here , let the Macalope just have an AI summarize it .
“ AI is the coolest and everyone loves it . ”
What ? ! No ! That ’s not … gah .
“ OpenAI , Google and Anthropic Are Struggling to make More Advanced AI”(Bloomberg )
It appears the roulette wheel might be come in off AI a spot .
Which , honestly , is credibly the problem right there . The Macalope is n’t a programmer , but even he knows these things should n’t run on wheels . They should play on Si . So if you ’re running your AI on wheels , that ’s the first matter you should test to doctor .
You ’re welcome , AI company .
According to Bloomberg OpenAI , Google and Anthropic are all finding belittle restoration on their efforts to get “ untapped sources of high - lineament , human - made training datum ” at the same time they are faced with high costs associated with run for the word - sausage balloon - making machines they ’ve already shipped .
You may cry the Macalope a river , AI companies . On the first item , these companies have routinely appropriated content without consent and , even when they ’ve asked for consent , have done it in the most difficult manner to get out of potential . On the second point , burning the Earth to a crisp to get your enceinte words example to tell masses toeat rocks and mucilage … the Macalope guesses we ’ll see which kills humanity first , global warming or expiry by misinformation .
It is certainly potential this is just a stop number bump on the route to machines that , if they are not really thinking , at least come out to be doing so . However , it ’s more than a routine suspiration - inducing to see AI get down to let down in the same fashion that the late energy vampire technology ( apologies to Colin Robinson ) like crypto did . Way back in June ( remember June?),the Macalope wrote :
The Macalope does n’t debate himself someone prone to conspiracy theories , but he would not be surprise to find out years from now that Nvidia has been run a hefty psychological ops safari that dreams up technology that require its boards to hunt down and then convinces venture capital business firm to enthrone in them .
If it turns out AI is running out of petrol and on the spur of the moment next year there ’s some other processor - intensive engineering science that comes out that justhappensto pauperism GPUs , well , let ’s just say this is look less like a cabal theory and more like an educate guesswork . Also , the Macalope should likely put an departure particular date on that “ AI track down on flatulency ” metaphor becausethe incoming U.S. presidential administrationwould in all probability be all too willing to allow for it to literally run on gas .
AI is a political party Apple is probably glad to have come to previous and peradventure leave early , but the company ’s not immune to the collective yawning this technology seems to engender . As more citizenry are testing the iOS 18.2 beta , more are experiencing the … “ pleasure ” is definitely the wrong Book there . “ Nightmare fuel ” is belike alittlestrong , but more directionally correct . Ah . More are experiencing thefever dreamsproduced by Image Playground . Summaries often are n’t much better , apparently go so far as toturn child into husbandswhich is super inapt .
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AI was suppose to drive a wave of upgrades to unexampled phones for Apple but it ’s a engineering that few have ask for that often fork over results no one asked for .
Absolutely everyone : [ nothing at all ]
AI : “ EAT ROCKS ! ”
Absolutely everyone : “ Who said that ? ! ”
Apple will , of course , continue to do just fine ( thank you , armed service revenue ) and is probably well poised to swivel off from this if it continues to run into a brick wall than many of its rival .
The Macalope start up with a trick about summaries but he has to say Apple ’s summarize instrument did a somewhat good job on this pillar :
AI companies face challenge in better their models due to limited data and gamy price . Despite initial upheaval , AI ’s performance has fallen unforesightful of expectations , raise concerns about its future . Apple , while not immune to AI ’s limitations , is better position to swivel away from it due to its strong services revenue .
Still , the Macalope would have highlight the metaphors used : “ AI seems like its wheels are coming off and it ’s run out of gas and head for a brick wall . ”
