And lo , there shall come a day when all will gaze upon the power and the resplendence of a new iPhone ! shortly . Really . Anyyyyyy minute now . Just be patient . It ’s coming . belike .
While you ’re waiting for that , you might want to take about Apple ’s newfangled huge retail entrepot , Facebook ’s hush-hush iPad app , and how Steve Jobs controls the world ’s provision of traditional pleasant-tasting American fare . The remainders for Monday , July 25 , 2011 are here to soothe you .
( No , it ’s still not here . Don’t make me turn this billet around . )
Verizon CEO : We expect iPhone 5 in Early Summer , Now plan For Fall(MacRumors )
So we ’ve already discussed what the next iPhone might look like or how many there might be , but when might it deign from the heavens ? No less thannewly coin Verizon CEO Lowell McAdamsaid that the connection hadexpecteda novel iPhone in the summertime , but now conceive it will be released in the drop . Huh . I feel likeI’ve heard this before somewhere .
Apple ’s ‘ yard ’ opening(The New York Post )
Chinese city orders two phony Apple Stores to close(Reuters )
Speaking of Apple Stores , recollect thoseknockoff retail mathematical operation in China ? Government officials have shut down two of the stores — because they did n’t have the right permits . Man , you cognise , I always blank out to fill out my mannikin 27A4 - 3/9 , “ Permission to Copy Someone Else ’s business organization . ”
Facebook ’s iPad App Is Hidden Inside Of Their iPhone App(TechCrunch )
Like the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop , it turns out that Facebook has cleverly hold in its extroverted iPad appinsidethe code of its iPhone app . TechCrunch uncovered the code and even calculate out how to use it , though it required jailbreaking an iPad first . In an additional odd development , it turns out that buried inside that iPad version of Facebook ’s app is the code for the Google+ iPad customer . Weird .
damage of corn Canis familiaris go up ? pick Steve Jobs(The Seattle Times )
Because Steve Jobs has corner the marketplace on corn dogs .
No , in earnest , editorialist Brier Dudley ’s argument is that minimart owners will buy iPads and , in order of magnitude to pay for them , raise the price on their mathematical product — like corn dogs . Question : Do multitude really buy corn dog at minimarts ? I just assumed they were shellacked replicas of America ’s short dietary pick kept around for the tourists . In related news , Apple ’s stock cost is all due to a butterfly flapping its wing on a small island in the South Pacific .
Apple ’s Campus motorcycle Are Classically Minimal(Wired )
Wired ’s have a feeling at the bikes that Apple employees use to locomote around 1 Infinite Loop and — holy moo-cow , it ’s a dumb news day , huh ?
