The Macalope Weekly: Gates!
No , notBillGates . Who wish about that frumpish sweater - wear thin placard tyke for an anti - slouching campaign ? No , the Macalope ’s talking about Apple -gates . You cognise , the Apple scandals everyone loves to talk about . The smash summer hit ANTENNAGATE ( the AP Style Guide assert that all -gates be capitalized to maximise the scandalous implications ) was followed by the lusterless sequelGLASSGATE , but do n’t concern !...