Yes , it is meter once again to ask the query , what puddle Tim tick ? Is it a turkey ? Did he swallow an warning gadget clock ? Where is that sound hail from ? ! IT ’S DRIVING US CRAZY !
The Wall Street Journal stick some face metre ( factual faces , literal time ) with Apple CEO Tim Cook:“Tim Cook on Why Apple ’s immense Bets Will Pay Off ”
take on to incur out if he says it ’s because you Apple fans will buy anything the company sells because it ’s all justmarketing . You sess . ( Spoiler : he does not say this . )
Cook account his morning modus operandi .
The first thing Tim Cook does when he wakes up is check his iPhone .
No , Cook is doing commercial enterprise stuff ! Checking emails , review sales reports , retrieve outwhich executives are leaving , ordering more staple and copy paper , gossiping with Mel in account about Beth in logistics who has a compaction on Barb , but not the one from procural , the one in accounts receivable . Does this sound right ? The Macalope has n’t worked in an office for a while but that ’s what he remembers going on .
Then he puts the phone off . It ’s time to get his own impulse up .
He turns onpolitical news .
No , that is also a hilarious joke ( hilarious ) . In realness , he works out with his Apple Watch and AirPods . When he ’s done , he uses a MacBook Air . Then a MacBook Pro . And , then , for some rationality , an iMac . severely , he say this . He ’s out of dominance .
“ Every day , ” he suppose , “ every merchandise . ”
iPhone 16 silicone case?Yep.30W USB - C power adaptor . moderate . AirTag FineWoven Key Ring?Yes . In all the colour .
It ’s a good thing he does not actually run a dog food company or he ’d be as sick as one .
Dog food company chief operating officer , sass full of kibble : “ I HAVE TO EAT OUR DOG FOOD ! IT ’S CALLED‘DOGFOODING ’ ! ”
hotdog food for thought company CEO ’s better half : “ BUT IT ’S KILLING YOU ! NO ONE IS guess TO EAT THAT MANY SNOUTS ! ”
Cook and other Apple executives repeat one of the fellowship ’s long - clip mantra :
Not first , but good .
Indeed , this is evidenced today as , according to Mark Gurman , Apple believes it ’s two years behind its competition in AI technology . This is born out of the company ’s current scheme of integrate other AI products into its operating systems , outsource the chore of narrate users to eat rocks and glue .
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It ’s deserving remark that Apple was also behind on mapping capableness when it cease its desegregation relationship with Google but has since caught up on at least enough to make the departure negligible for most users . Being behind does n’t mean it ’ll always be behind .
But let ’s get back to Tim Cook , who is still ticking like an alternator attach to a dead battery . We ’re about to find that one of the things that makes him ticktock is sucralose .
… he drinks Diet Mountain Dew , though not as much as he once did , because Apple does n’t buy in his preferent soda .
Just imagine a sad Tim Cook standing in front of a huckster car with a dollar sign in his hand .
“ Oh , darn ! Ah , pretend ah’ll just git a Sprite , then . ” [ heavy sigh ]
Dude , you could makeWink Colacome back if you wanted to . The Macalope ’s pretty certain someone can get you some damn dieting Mountain Dew .
“ Area Man Owns Every Apple Product But Ca n’t Get Diet Mountain Dew ”
One of the peculiar things about Apple is how many of its most successful products once appeared to be loser .
Yeah , weird ! pass off so much someone could almost have a reasonably successful career as a fabulous beast free-base on it !
Cook is refreshingly dependable about the Vision Pro .
“ At $ 3,500 , it ’s not a mass - grocery store product , ” Cook says . “ in good order now , it ’s an former - adoptive parent product . ”
presumptively , the bruit $ 2,000 Vision , which could be coming as early as next yr , will be more of an on - time - adopter product , or just fashionably early , if that ’s a thing .
The Journal manages to ride some interesting anecdote and perspectives out of Cook for this piece if it is a second hagiographic . Still , Cook and Apple are somewhat successful . A soupçon hagiography is n’t that out of berth .
